Yo, It's Sam Puckett. The blonde sidekick from iCarly. The meat lover, the cute one. ;) I love my best friend Carly Shay, the nub... Fredward Benson. & Gibby Gibson, the kid who does weird stuff on iCarly, he used to like being shirtless but now he spends his worthless time blogging. I love fried chicken, fatcakes, bacon, ham, meat, root bear, steaks, pork chops, meetballs, Galini's pies, fat shakes, Pini's lasagna, Sittin' and starin', & hobos. There's more but I'm to lazy. Wanna know what I hate? No? I didn't think so. Now... stop wasting your time here and ask me questions! i may or may not answer.. mama, out! [I DON'T OWN ANY OF THESE GIF]